“What you call smug, I call a quiet, self-satisfied feeling of superiority over the great deal I just got at LensCrafters.”
“I’d like to take the physical challenge.”
“Hi, I have a comfortable, windowless van we can hang out in.”
“Really? Well would a douchebag sport a suit this sweet?”
“Hey, make sure my adjustment is out of frame.”
“I hope this looks really intimidating because I’m too much of a bitch to actually fight you.”